Long May She Rage

Hi, I’m Kelsey Ford (she/her). Welcome to my Long May She Rage maker page! I have been crafting and making since I was very young, and I started the Long May She Rage shop in 2021. I began making the pennants, banners, and stickers in the Long May She Rage shop primarily as a fun way to let out my inner monologue. Like most women, I’ve been taught to be polite, well-behaved, and nice to look at, but beneath that polite exterior, I was full of “unlikeable” emotions – anger, sarcasm, irreverence, and frustration.

The Long May She Rage pennants and banners are made with bright, colorful felt and floral, feminine fabrics. Similarly, the stickers are created with vibrant, shiny metallic paper. These materials have the look of traditionally cute and wholesome crafts. However, the words and phrases on the Long May She Rage products are often rude, messy, raw, and reflective of my real inner monologue. My products juxtapose the cute and the irreverent. If you’ve ever found yourself thinking any of the following phrases or whispering them under your breath, Long May She Rage products might be for you: Fuck It; Feminist Killjoy; Sounds Gay, I’m In; Hey Tinsel Tits; Go To Therapy; Ask Me About My Gay Agenda; Don’t Be a Garbage Human; Punk-Ass Book Jockey; and Tits Up.

Thanks for checking out my work! And remember – long may she rage.